It seems babies are everywhere lately, especially with the arrival of the Royal baby and the news that Simon Cowell is soon to be a father.
I don't know whether this is just me, or if other people are as socially awkward as I am, but if you are the kind of person that accidentally (and mortifyingly) calls a teacher either 'mum' or 'dad', then listen up.
Here are 10 things that if said to a pregnant woman, will definitely result in you having to pack up and move to Timbuktu out of humiliation.
- Have you watched Kill Bill recently?
- What will you do if it's black? (Most effective-if that is the right word- on a white couple)
- Are you sure there's not 2 or 3 in there? You are fat with a capital PH.
- It's a shame Shane is the father, especially with those genetics.
- Didn't Jessica Simpson lose 25lb of her pregnancy weight in just 5 weeks?
- Apparently the hormones are meant to change you, but I've honestly always found you this disagreeable.
- I had the best nights sleep last night.
- I think I speak for everyone when I say that the ultrasound scan picture that's set as your profile picture is not your most flattering look.
- Did you know that there are now over 2 million single parent families in Britain alone?
- I think your pregnancy glow just makes you look reeeally sweaty.
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